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I watch way too much TV.
23rd Apr 14 • 382,790 notes • Reblog
"

There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”

'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’


…you just gotta listen.

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— (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: meri-juana)

23rd Apr 14 • 392,208 notes • Reblog
ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

23rd Apr 14 • 3,581 notes • Reblog
death-by-lulz:

Oohh Stitch baby, let me hug you.

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death-by-lulz:

Oohh Stitch baby, let me hug you.

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23rd Apr 14 • 9,974 notes • Reblog

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21st Apr 14 • 25,575 notes • Reblog

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

21st Apr 14 • 9,038 notes • Reblog

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21st Apr 14 • 63,014 notes • Reblog

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

20th Apr 14 • 79,264 notes • Reblog

(Source: cybergy)

20th Apr 14 • 62,740 notes • Reblog

judalsquad:

Stop mistaking harmless ignorance as downright disrespect, not everyone in the goddamn world is educated of the 500000+ different gender identities. You spend 99% of your time sitting on your ass browsing a website built from the ground up on social justice concepts; don’t expect others to be aware of the deep abyss of the gender universe when some people aren’t even aware that gender and sex are two different things.

(Source: ryukovevo)

20th Apr 14 • 129,551 notes • Reblog

aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing